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Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.
Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"
by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009
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Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
by PCWreader June 24, 2009
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hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.
by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010
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Packard Goose

A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb

Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.

Dont you think?
by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020
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Jean-Luc Picard

The captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D.
"Let's see what's out there...engage."-Jean-Luc Picard
by crazyrabbits June 22, 2005
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packard hell

slang for the infamous parckard bell computer systems in the mid ninties . Packard hell can refer to a computer that prohibits users to access the bios , as these were the first computers to do this . This makes any repair or upgrade a royal pain . It also refers to a computer that runs an anoying program at boot that is un-avoidable .
Packard Hell had to get the Hell out of the US and flee to Britian becase they SUCK . The name goes on (hey even shit rolls down a hill)with Hewlit Packard who refuses to suport them .
by zxcvbnm83189 December 6, 2006
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Reverse Picard

In the realm of Star Trek, there is no other common catch phrase to the character Capitan Picard then telling some one to "Make it So."

The act of a Reverse Picard, is to do the opposite of "Making it So." To make it un-so.
We'll Reverse Picard you!

Helmsman: Hostile fleet within weapons range Capitan.
Capitan: Tactical, engage primary and secondary weapon groups and engage the Reverse Picard!
by ChemicalHazard October 12, 2020
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