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gangbang pang

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A nickname usually given to perverts who want to have sex with anything they see. This includes inanimate objects, animals, plants. Gangbang pangs normally become overly aggressive with objects (similar to a gangbang).
KW: Hey did you see Michael Pang the other day?
JT: No, what happened?
JE: I saw him! He was humping a pole until it fell off!
JC: Wow! What a gangbang pang!

JE: The other day that weirdo started humping a cat from behind.
KW: Must have been a gangbang pang.
by the boy with white glasses August 28, 2008
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Has endless meanings. Can be used to describe any and every thing. Can be very derogatory or positive depending on the context it is used in. If you use it enough in a conversation, people will wonder if you are retarded.
Yo man, picky pang it up!

I picky panged your grandma last night.

Picky pang on a purple g strang, let my nuts hang all the way to the grain main.

I picky panged a whole 18 pack of natural light last night and now I feel like shit.

Hey. How are you today? Picky pang.
by pangman88 October 17, 2011
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Pang Tong

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Pang Tong (Shiyuan)
Born 179 AD - Died 214 AD
35 Years
Place of birth - Xiang Yang, Hu Bei Province

Pang Tong was a Taoist Scholar like Zhuge Liang, and went by the nickname 'Phoenix Chick'. Pang Tong was a dedicated man and a hard worker and for this he earned a postition in the Office of Merit in Xiang Yang city.

Pang Tong was a well known official in the Southlands, he offered his services to Sun Quan, but was rejected due to his ugly appearance. Also, it was said he disrespected the name of the late Zhou Yu.

Pang Tong was crucial in the success of the Wu / Shu Alliance at the Battle of Chi Bi and convinced Cao Cao to chain his ships together as to prevent sea sickness. This ensured the Wei fleet would be burned and would not be able to escape.

Zhuge Liang recommened Pang Tong's services to Liu Bei as he occupied the southern Jing Zhou provinces. Pang Tong offered three solutions to Liu Bei's problems, and offered to help carry them out. Liu Bei showed much courtesy to Pang Tong and promoted to Deputy Master of the Forces and Imperial Corps Commander.

When Liu Bei invaded Liu Zhang, Pang Tong was appointed Master of Forces. He took Fu Shui Gate rapidly but was mistaken for Liu Bei on the way to Luo Castle, and was assassinated.
For more in depth information, check out www.kongming.net

Parts of this definition taken from there.
by Bruce March 25, 2005
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pang

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yo man that stuff was pang
by mike m May 5, 2003
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Pang

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It is a slang term for "disrespect". Just like the word fuck, it can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Dude, why are you panging me?
2. That was so pang.

3. Dave is such a panger.
by Str8Pang May 31, 2013
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pang-goon

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A penguin that has been turned into a thug due to losing its wife and children
I just got robbed by a pang-goon last time I went to Antarctica
by Hahbrothatslaps November 14, 2019
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Pang-cakes

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Pang-cakes, a possible typo but most likely an intentional play on the word "Pancakes", self-evidently describe a baked cake of pang.
Pienipple: "I just made pancakes this morning with homemade cultured buttermilk"

Polly: "I myself had some high quality pang-cakes, it makes tT radio sound amazing!"
by Idle. January 2, 2011
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