phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".

by Oscar B Bear December 6, 2016

Rumpy Pumpy

Rumpy Pumpy means to have sex

I wanna have rumpy pumpy time with you Sketch bb

by KarmicLoki25566 June 15, 2016

Plumpy

Plumpy means soft, big, comfy and nice to sit or lie down on

Bill: Dude I got a new duvet it's so Plumpy.
Connor: Oh I love new plumpy things they are so comfy.
Bill: You should come check it out?
Connor: I will do that tomorrow!

by Crazyyy123 October 7, 2015

phump

A plop sound made from slime/liquid.

EWW! your Dr. pepper made a phumpy sound!

by Acy1122 April 2, 2007

pumpydoody

A semi-solid bowel movement with visible chunks of jiggly, unprocessed fat.

I had to bleach down the toilet after Barbara left a pumpydoody in it.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

pumpy clumpy

-The entanglement of public hair between two or more people during sex with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-'Rat King' of Pubic Hair between two partners.

"How was your night Bob?"
"Let's just say the Old lady and I don't like razor bumps. Unfortunate for us, we got into the ol' pumpy clumpy."

by Harry McVein April 7, 2011

Trumpy-pumpy

The act of having sex with Donald Trump.

Eeuw. Man, that's more gross than trumpy-pumpy.

by catty_big August 30, 2022