hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

phonics

A base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pronunciation.

I hate the background music for the Hooked-On-Phonics commercial.

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.

Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!

by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007

photochemical smog

What makes the sky look purple at night

"Oh look, the sky is purple because of the photochemical smog!", Julie said to Wesley because she was so bored.

by skulk3r December 9, 2008

Photochop

To alter a picture using Adobe's Photoshop program. Usualy to make the picture comical.

I took a picture of Becky and photochoped her standing next to a porn star

by J So November 10, 2003

Phonication

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009

Pootice

A person who is mean and annoying

Brilynn is such a pootice.

by Chickenishood December 29, 2014