Phoidance

Avoiding interactions with people by looking at one's phone.
It can be hard to determine, but is obvious if one looks at their phone as they see someone approaching.
Variations of this include talking on the phone or having earbuds in to discourage people from interacting.

"I was walking back from library and this girl pulls out here phone as soon as she sees me, then puts it away and looks up when I walked by." "Classic phoidance."

by Great-will January 12, 2018

Phordan

A couple that just admitted they liked eachother

Hey, have you heard of phordan? They are couple goals

by potatogurl880 April 26, 2019

Poodaner

a womans vagina

doode morgans/jalynns poodaner smelt like a piece of fish!!

by IamD.fin. March 27, 2009

Poodar

A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.

"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."

by Mr Kelpie September 17, 2012

Poodar

How good your aim is whilst pooing.

Man 1: Ewwww, Jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.

by Shiz'nit definitions December 31, 2008

poodang

The eye. If somebody is crying, you may hear somebody say, "Lookitdat wet poodang." If somebody has big eyebrows, you might say that they have a hairy poodang. Somebody with dirt or dust in there eye may try to get it out using their finger. You may tell somebody to quit fingering their poodang. Glasses are considered poodang protection.

I have a hairy brown poodang.

by The almighty god of Poodang January 27, 2004

phooka

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.
Excrement.
However used in reference to a person.
Originated in describing one named phooka.

I'm going to drop a phooka bbl.
I almost phooka'd my pants at the mall yesterday.
I dropped a 9 inch phooka.

by Sabb January 23, 2005