Phlop

a phat booty top who doesn't enjoy his ass being rimmed, touched, penetrated, or even COMPLIMENTED

Don't be fooled by all that ass, he's a phlop. Might as well just turn the other way.

by Venting Loneliness June 19, 2022

Phlouwiere

The feeling of nostalgia in a way that makes you sad or upset in a way you cannot easily describe.

Thinking about the music from 2012 makes me feel phlouwiere.

by Phlouwiere November 5, 2022

Phlupt

As in when a large-assed woman sits on a toilet and has to spread her butt cheeks apart and she sits down.

Baby why do you grab your butt cheeks and pull them apart when you sit down on the toilet?

My ass is so big I have to "PHLUPT" my asscheeks apart when I sit down to take a shit!

by Dan-Halie February 16, 2023

phlomph

Someone extremely dumb/idiotic but not to the extent of severe mental disability.

Keith: "Dude kevin is such a phlomph"

Jared: "I got an F on my math's quiz, my parents must think i'm a phlomph"

by uncanny gargoyle March 30, 2026