pesterance

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

by danthor March 1, 2009

Pestie

When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.

Oh look, I've got another segway-riding pestie at the door.

by unexpected_romba March 23, 2020

pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

by Banknotes Harper May 19, 2016

Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

Pesta-bitch

A chemical to keep away a bitch.

Can I spray pesta-bitch on her?

by shyperson January 18, 2016

peestyle

When you are rapping while you pee

Hey man! Did you check out Watsky's sick peestyle? He did it during his "Watsky Longest Freestyle World Record Attempt for COVID Relief" stream!

by xdeers May 6, 2020