im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

epi-pening

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital

I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital

by Crazy caffeine girl April 9, 2017

nit pixing

Overly critical analysis of a software application's graphical, user interface, or GUI. Typically of the sort where the critic complains that graphical elements are a single pixel too wide, or misplaced by a single pixel.

The boss just finished nit pixing the dialog box that I wrote.

by Dave Newman June 27, 2006

Peting

When the lady lubricates her little finger and slides it down the man's japs-eye. Extreme peting is when the lady inserts a larger object e.g a dildo down the japs-eye.

Dude, this girl freaky last night. She sucked her finger and did a little peting on me.

by Extreme Peting January 26, 2010

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

pexting

texting while pooping

girl: we've only been dating 2 months, i don't think we're on the level of openly pexting yet

guy: damn. bj?

by essdubz July 9, 2010