external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Penistocracy

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

penistagger

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

penist

a person who assumes one's penis size

"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"

by smallpeem April 29, 2021

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

Pewit

Poorly Educated White Indigenous Trash

The Pewit bird is declining in numbers in overcrowded little Britain, but not the human Pewit; (Poorly Educated White Indigenous Trash) who, thanks to unemployment and generous State benefits are successfully breeding and creating a continuing demographic time-bomb.

by lily beetle May 4, 2015