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Petitentiary

The caged area in a pet care facility where your beloved dog or cat does time awaiting your return from vacation.
Tad dropped Fluffy off at the petitentiary on his way to the airport.
by germplasm September 22, 2025
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Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign
Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?
by Theodd1 December 28, 2018
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Harvey petito

A fucking hot model, one of the sexiest Australian guys ever to be seen and soon to be dating the amazing Antonia maree what a perfect couple they would be!
Person: who’s that?!

Fan: that’s harvey petito, the hottest Australian model ever!
by Unknownmemeberof1D March 28, 2020
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McKenzie Pepitone

Loud, funny, bad at fortnite, and sucks at skating.
What is that McKenzie Pepitone doing in that half pipe
by Evanyun2005 August 14, 2021
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Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.
I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.
by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025
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the power of petition

"The power of petition" is a phrase coined on Anarchy Online and Age of Conan servers as it appeared decisions over accounts could be influenced and revoked purely by mustering enough petitions against or in support of an individual.
Lets use the power of petition to get Arnold the level 80 barbarian banned since he sucks in pvp.
by alexjones6666 October 8, 2008
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