Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022

Pestimental

An adjective used to describe the qualities of oneself, were they ones of a pug. -Pes is a prefix that means 'pug.'

"That dog, albeit it wasn't a pug, had some rather pestimental qualities.

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

The Pestilence Effect

When something looks overpowered and you fail to achieve the same power.

Me: Wow, that Pestilence hero is really OP. I'm picking that next game.
..Continues to feed and ruin the next game.

Me: I guess it was just The Pestilence Effect

by Ggslayerx September 13, 2023

Pestistent

A person who is an absolute pest, but is very persistent about it.

"Holy sh*t she is pestistent."

by Sille Geoff. September 23, 2020

pestament

(adj.) someone with a tiny brain

He is such a pestament.

by Peabrain November 11, 2020

Pestrent

(Pestrented = past tense) (Pestrenting = current tense) (Pestrent = future tense)

To make fun of and/or to humiliate someone unknowingly.

James was Pestrented at the speech.

My dog is Pestrenting me at the vet.
"I hope my mum doesn't Pestrent me at the opera"

by JeLopt February 25, 2022

Peetient

Patience when you’re holding your pee.

Passenger: “I really gotta go number 1!”
Driver: “You’re going to have to be peetient, the next rest stop is in 10 miles.”

by SHELDHAN September 28, 2022