Peruvian Pufferfish

When a male injects a magic growing sponge egg toy with spicy peruvian peanut pepper sauce and, in the act of lovesqueezings, inserts it into any of his female counterpart's orafices. The magic growing egg expands, and the spicy sauce begins to irritate any skin it comes into contact with. Can cause serious damage to the epidermis and relationship.

Aleck pulled a peruvian pufferfish on his girl, the expandable dinosaur grew to 14 inches, and she couldnt get it out for 3 days. Now she'll never walk again.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009

Peruvian

Peruvian: Person coming from Peru ( country in south america bordering with Ecuador, Colombia, Brazil, Bolivia, Chile, and the Pacific Ocean). Peruvians r very cool people. No we r not mexicans obviously, and neither do we look chinese although u can find some chinese people in Perus capital city Lima, as well as people from a variety of backgrounds. in a few words w r the coolest ppl in South America. One more thing we r not the ones known for cocaine ( thats Colombia).

Peruvian: Hola chochera( slang for friend)en q t puedo ayudar.
American: Vendeme un kilo de Coca
Peruvian: Te equivocaste causa ( another slang word for friend) Colombia ta al costado.

by PeruvianPrince March 31, 2009

Pink Peruvian

A form of powdered cocaine who's color is a light pink. This is usually caused by the chemicals used in the extraction process, mainly from kerosene, but has been known to come from artificial flavoring and dyes.

I got that pink peruvian, and it tastes so good!

by detox187 April 15, 2009

Peruvian

A person born in the beautiful country of Peru, hard-working, fun to be with, great cooks, awesome dancers,warm-hearted, they love to joke and make people feel good , very friendly some are quite stubborn though but manageable...tanned,they aren't neither chinese nor Phillipino like .. they are a mix of several cultures and backgrounds black, spanish, european,etc each with an attractive feature which makes them so unique. There are blonde Peruvians, black Peruvian, brunnettes, green-eyed,blue-eyed,black-eyed..I LOVE PERU!! for those gawjus ladies and great cuisine, their music is all art, they should be proud of everything that means and is Peruvian... Period.

Peruvian to Foreigner: Necesita ayuda amigo?
Foreigner: Yes please, Where can I find...?
Peruvian:AHH Here!Aqui!( Showing him where the Pisco is sold) Pisco: Peruvian alcoholic beverage made of grapes.

by PSPS January 10, 2008

Peruvian Pre-Workout

slang for cocaine

Pablo and I were ripping lines of Peruvian pre-workout last night at afters

by Pablo Bamba May 1, 2023

Peruvian Fidget Spinner

she is sitting doggy style and we have one man in the mouth with another in Das booty hole. The third will have to enter in from below, on his back. She's kind of stuck so he'll have to thrust upwards. Either we'll endowed or supported from underneath.

I'm chaffing and all my holes are worn out from those three guys giving me the Peruvian Fidget Spinner last night.

by Das Pewpsy July 15, 2023

peruvian flake

100% pure cocaine

this is peruvian flake because it had my nose bleeding for real

by tuff puff February 23, 2004