Pretentious

attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed

eg. Tom-Hey isn't that Megan an arrogant bitch, Steve-Yeah mate, needs to take her head out of her own arse. Tom-Yeah how pretentious

by TommyDLW November 7, 2012

pretentious twat waffle

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

by word woman July 24, 2014

Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021

Pretentious

The medical term for when someone manages to get their head so far up their own ass, that you could consider it a medical emergency.

Some call it serious but most people just call it annoying.

More common amongst teens usually emo or goth, but can still be spotted in adults. Best way to deal with these people is to just not give them the time of day.

Person A: god she is such a fucking cunt
Person B: yeah she's pretty pretentious if you ask me

by Whycantmynamebetrash August 29, 2018

pretentious

displaying a self-image of being "special", "intelligent", and "different". not content with being average, and striving to be the best at everything and grabbing all attention. speaking in cliches. having no humility or originality.

AF: Doubt, give reason to smile. Guilt hears false pretenses.
me: What!?
AF: The wind caressed my face.
me: Your pretentiousness makes me want to staple your mouth shut.

by ohohohohohoh April 19, 2009

Pretentious

Someone who throws the word around precariously as if somehow to be better than the other. A hypocrite, heavy flattery and an overbearing need to fit in with cliques.

James P. has called Mike M. pretentious while he himself acts upon the same precociousness.

by Boring Payne March 2, 2010

Pretentious Dylan Lover

A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.

How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!

A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.

She doesn't really like Bob Dylan, she is just a Pretentious Dylan Lover.

by DJ Bojangles September 20, 2009