Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.

The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer

by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008

percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.

"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"

by TenChan September 19, 2011

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

by Person :)! September 11, 2009

percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.

Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.

by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014

Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".

person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

by reapre May 19, 2010

Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

by Big Dilney March 27, 2015