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Profalactive Pentagon

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.
by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021
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Richard Pentagon

Patrick Star's autistic cousin, who lives inside a lightbulb. He's close mates with his neighbor, Cottondick Rhombussocks, who lives inside an ostrich. Richard loves eating squidy-dogs at the Klammy-Klub.
"Man, I can't wait for Richard Pentagon to return in the next episode."

"Bro you on sometin? Who in their right mind likes Richard Pentagon?"
by Slick Deucemen, Atorney at law September 24, 2022
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Rubber Pentagon

Name of a popular early 1800's sex position.
I bet she's down for a Rubber Pentagon with my 4 homies and I.
by DJ Klaus. March 31, 2023
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Pentagon

Five male individuals jerking each other off in the formation of a pentagon. Each participant's arms are positioned on the two adjacent erect penises, while reciprocating motion is perfomed to stimulate all of the penises.

Although Pentagon's as a religion first appears in Greek records during the Hellenistic period and the earliest mention of 'The 5 erect penises' is inscribed on the Merneptah Stele dated 1213–1203 BCE, religious literature tells the story of the pentagon going back at least as far as c. 1500 BCE. The Pentagon became widespread throughout histroy, beginning with the Cock conquest and continued on a much larger, firmer scale with the Penta-quest.
"That's a nice firm handshake, that'd be perfect in our pentagon"

"Alright class, split into groups of 5. If you know what I mean ;)"

"I'd do anything for a chance to stand in the middle of that raging pentagon"
by PentaKyle June 24, 2015
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Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.
"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me
by Dave September 9, 2004
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pentagon

1) A five-sided polygon.

2) The big-assed building which houses Bush's thoughtless followers. (USDoD, see 'pentagram')

3) An easy target.
1) "The coaster under my stein is in the shape a pentagon! Gimme some bar nuts!"

2) "Yeehaw! Let's nuke that country whose name we can't pronounce! Y'know, da place where they all wear those funny hats, talk all weird and have brown skin? Just hurry up, 'coz my ma's done did made us some rat 'n' roach stew! That stuff done did cooked up pretty good! Bring yo' banjoes!"

3) "How didn't that plane completely total that place?"
by 1337W422102 January 25, 2005
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