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pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)
I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker
by Spankleberry April 26, 2017
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Pentagon

The place where Department of Defence and Department of Homeland Security work. Also the HQ of FBI.
by Udom Power October 21, 2019
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Pentagonis

Best Overlord
Destroys any tank in the game within seconds in a 1v1
Best turk player
Pentagonis aka best overlord
by Alpha Made This ;) November 27, 2020
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Profalactive Pentagon

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.
by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021
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Richard Pentagon

Patrick Star's autistic cousin, who lives inside a lightbulb. He's close mates with his neighbor, Cottondick Rhombussocks, who lives inside an ostrich. Richard loves eating squidy-dogs at the Klammy-Klub.
"Man, I can't wait for Richard Pentagon to return in the next episode."

"Bro you on sometin? Who in their right mind likes Richard Pentagon?"
by Slick Deucemen, Atorney at law September 24, 2022
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Rubber Pentagon

Name of a popular early 1800's sex position.
I bet she's down for a Rubber Pentagon with my 4 homies and I.
by DJ Klaus. March 31, 2023
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Pentagon

Five male individuals jerking each other off in the formation of a pentagon. Each participant's arms are positioned on the two adjacent erect penises, while reciprocating motion is perfomed to stimulate all of the penises.

Although Pentagon's as a religion first appears in Greek records during the Hellenistic period and the earliest mention of 'The 5 erect penises' is inscribed on the Merneptah Stele dated 1213–1203 BCE, religious literature tells the story of the pentagon going back at least as far as c. 1500 BCE. The Pentagon became widespread throughout histroy, beginning with the Cock conquest and continued on a much larger, firmer scale with the Penta-quest.
"That's a nice firm handshake, that'd be perfect in our pentagon"

"Alright class, split into groups of 5. If you know what I mean ;)"

"I'd do anything for a chance to stand in the middle of that raging pentagon"
by PentaKyle June 24, 2015
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