Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.

Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."

by Malefallon November 23, 2021

Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

National Pension System

A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.

Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.

Low maintenance too.

No hidden surprises.

Doesn't take much, gives more in return.

What more do we want?

He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.

by Future Self November 23, 2021

Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021