Pansizzle

A pancake from the ghetto; primarily round and rather tall resulting from mass amounts of rising powder

Aye dog, dat pansizzle be from the hood!

by Mikellie August 16, 2004

Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

can you lend a nigga a pencil?

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

by El Profesor July 6, 2007

pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

by Human Form July 18, 2016

Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

by Felipe September 8, 2004

Pencilturds

A nickname given to small dogs, like chihuahuas or shitzus. Named for the thin feces they produce.

I got so angry I almost kicked poor Pencilturds

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J June 21, 2010

Pencil Attack

When your penis’s hole gets penetrated by a sharp object followed by bleeding from the area is known as a pencil attack.

Yuvraj’s mother performs a pencil attack on him everyday.

by WhyIsMyUsernameTaken November 19, 2020