A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.
After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
by creasicle May 29, 2010
Get the Militant Pedestrian mug.A word my friend Cory made up for people who take forever to cross the road. You know those people who just randomly pop out of nowhere and walk in slow-motion to the other side of the street? Yea that's them. This term is usually usued when driving.
Pronounced: Ped-ess-trah-bitch
Pronounced: Ped-ess-trah-bitch
by Thepakman May 27, 2008
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A pedestrian who fails to follow traffic safety laws, either intentionally or by neglignce, often to their own detriment. Combination of "pedestrian" and "idiot".
Last week I saw a guy talking on his cell phone step out in front of a bus. If the bus driver hadn't been paying attention, that pedestriot probably have would have gotten killed.
by The Eta April 13, 2009
Get the pedestriot mug.If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.
by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018
Get the Pedestrian Points mug.The act of a single individual infiltrating a conversation that is among a group unknown to him or her.
Derived from the words "pedestrian" and "espionage".
Derived from the words "pedestrian" and "espionage".
A group of friends are walking to a party, when all of a sudden they notice some random person walking among them and eavsdropping on their conversation. They don't know this person, but he is attempting to go along undetected.
The individual that attempted to integrate himself into the group has committed Pedestrionage.
The individual that attempted to integrate himself into the group has committed Pedestrionage.
by pnkflyd99 April 8, 2009
Get the Pedestrionage mug.n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.
by Laila Matar October 5, 2005
Get the pedestrian rage mug.(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.
(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)
(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)
(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"
(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'
(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'
by Haydenem April 29, 2006
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