Ocular Penitration

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej

I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch

by STLballaG March 30, 2009

ocular penitration

the scientific term for skull fucking.
were you rip out someones eye and then make sweet sweet love to the eye socket.

yo you wanna go ocular penitration someone tonight?.....pirates do it all the time.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

pentathlon

The act of scaming five chicks in one night.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, did you go to the 'stang on Friday?
Ben: Sure did, had a few Black Ices, got out the camera phoney, said hi to Artur, and did a pentathlon.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

Penistat

It's a tattoo on your penis.

Yo Jeff check out my penistat! It's a cross because i luv jezuz!

by Lolpokemanz543 March 15, 2010

Pentatexter

When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.

Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.

by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011

Penitals

Genitals that start with the letter p. When you're not sure whether it is the penis or the pussy. So you just use penitals.

I wonder what that Tranny's Penitals look like

by CAPROVES May 24, 2017

Peritated

When a female is on her period and extremely irritated.

Marissa was peritated at Adam so she tore his face off.

by AdorkableMenace September 27, 2017