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penisprincess

A princess with a penis, ie. some homosexuals can be defined as such (the ladylike, queen type). Also works with cross-dressing men. A more respecting way to call men who wear dresses.
"My friend is such a penisprincess. He can't unblock a sewer because it stinks."

"So, then he threw a princess -themed birthday party for himself, like a good penisprincess."
by Veronica Monroe January 11, 2013
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Penisipation

It describes any form of precipitation that occurs in or around the male genitalia. This can include testicular sweating, ejaculation, general dampness and urinating. These are all types of penisipation.
-An onlooker observing a marathon runner crossing the finish line of a race. "The penisipation from that guy is enough to fill a bath!"

-A woman commenting on a pair of sweaty testicles. "You could clean a car by just dragging your balls over it! That's how much you're penisipating!"

-A professor listing the causes of penisipation. "Anxiety, exhaustion, a full bladder, orgasm, embarrassment, confinement and bodily cleansing via any liquid."
by GingerGambino August 19, 2013
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Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
by StealthDildo September 13, 2014
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penisbaiting

Placing A Hook in your penis, and then jumping into an Amazonian lake filled with native piranhas.
Wow, I can't believe he's actually penisbaiting!
by Penisbaiter114 April 27, 2014
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penistalism

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.
Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!
by enistalism May 29, 2016
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penisprikkel

The most beautifull object in the world, well known nu the internetgekkies. This object sounds really weird but it’s actually the best thing that exists (no doubt). We all love the penisprikkel and if you don’t, you’re just a weirdo.
De penisprikkel! nou daar heb ik nog nooit van gehoord! De penisprikkel! Nou als dat om die penis van jou moet dan...
by PenisprikkelLover November 2, 2019
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Penisvaginacock

A creature so disgusting, you are speechless with disgust when you see it.

It looks like a little man but with penises as legs and he has a vagina. Average human size. Now remove from the waist up. So yeah two walking dicks with a hoo-hah.

One of nature’s greatest mysteries and horrors. Legend says it abducts small children from villages.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Penisvaginacock?
Person 2: Omg! Look right there! I think it’s Penisvaginaco-
by soaked taint April 7, 2021
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