penise

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.

Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'

by Renko June 18, 2004

guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says

Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

by jacob256 November 5, 2014

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

by JakePealy May 31, 2017

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004