This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!
Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
by captain keys November 16, 2006
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Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.
by Theduster January 31, 2008
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When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.
by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008
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Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.
Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?
Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.
Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.
Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?
Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.
by Lord Byron Salisbury III December 8, 2010
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by Gielskio June 4, 2003
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Pronunciation: \per-flü-əs
Function: adjective
Etymology: Australian English, from pseuDANym derived from Superfluous, exceeding what is sufficient or necessary : extravagant
Date: 22 August 2009
Combination of "Perf"ect & Fab"ulous" and also Superfluous
Pronunciation: \per-flü-əs
Function: adjective
Etymology: Australian English, from pseuDANym derived from Superfluous, exceeding what is sufficient or necessary : extravagant
Date: 22 August 2009
Combination of "Perf"ect & Fab"ulous" and also Superfluous
by pseuDANym August 21, 2009
Get the Perfulous mug.When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo
by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015
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