Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.
by EpicKPs October 16, 2023
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Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by Kuniga December 29, 2023
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A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.
by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024
Get the Penaldo mug.Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi
1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024
Get the Penaldo mug.Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"
i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024
Get the Penaldo mug.A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.
by Onyx Football January 14, 2025
Get the Penaldo mug.Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .
Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022
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