peeps peeler

One who peels back the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Rick sure is a peeps peeler.

by Frank & Cabs November 1, 2005

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

Carrot Peelers

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.

Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure

by miss my niwwa911 March 17, 2019

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

by Molecule- November 10, 2008

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

Peeled hams

The act of pulling buttocks cheeks for various acts, such as defecating, anal penetration or voyeurism. Term coined in 2021 by Roger Verdon

He squated down, peeled hams and poo'd on the floor

by ROGIEV March 11, 2022

Peedlebags

A term referring to a vegan's vagina, usually referring to one that has lost all it's former elasticity. Such as in a low hanging, baggy labia.

Can also be used as an unflattering derogatory term towards female vegans, which is basically translated to "vegan bitch"

Don't go out with her she has extreme peedlebags.

You don't need need her in your life, she's a peedlebag.

by Fuzz Bucket December 31, 2009