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Pennsylvania Turnpike

A long highway the stretches from the West Virginia border to the New Jersey state line. It takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. When you first get on, you pass through Washington, Pa. Later on, after the exit for Altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in Harrisburg. Here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. After 1 hour more, the rest is Philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.
Travis: What are you doing this weekend?
Colton: I'm driving over to New Jersey
Travis: You must be taking the Pennsylvania Turnpike
Colton: I sure am.
by Gackle June 29, 2011
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Pennsylvania-Dutch

A bunch of German people that came to Pennsylvania and it's neighboring states, make good food, farmed the land, and in return were accused of being Dutch!
All Amish are Pennsylvania-Dutch, but not all Pennsylvania-Dutch are Amish.
by Me August 16, 2003
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Pennsylvania Porcupine

The classic act of growing out your pubic hair to it's full capacity. Then, using extreme amounts of hair-gel, spiking the pubic hair into several sharp points. Finally culminating in doggy-style sex and jamming your sharp pube spikes in the chick/dude's butt-hole.
Man 1: "Hey, why are you buying all that hair gel? You have a shaved head.

Man 2: "Because I'm gonna give your sister a Pennsylvania Porcupine tonight"
by snakedog69 December 15, 2009
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mount pleasant pennsylavania

slut street a.k.a. high street.
an awesome town in southweseren pennsylavania just outside of two other cool towns Scottdale and Connellsville.

not much really happens here but its a cozy nice little town. if you want to find sluts they live all on high street and low street in mount pleasant pa. lol
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Pennsylvania Pull Out

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by P. Fanelli December 15, 2008
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Pennsylvania Panty Pisser

When a female assumes the position of riding a cack and, prior to insertion, begins to urinate. At this point the penis is inserted in hopes of the urine splashing into the face of the male.
Donald was excited when Porsche mentioned the possibility of performing a Pennsylvania Panty Pisser.
by 6Roger Rabbit8 October 18, 2009
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Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.
Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life
by PastorPapi August 10, 2019
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