Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019

Peeni

Another term for the penis!

Hey you gonna Give me the peeni tonight!!! 😉

by Boomer boom boom September 19, 2017

peenie

Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).

Have you heard about Jay? He's got a little four inch peenie LOL

by gwm49103 June 30, 2009

peniphernalia

A catch-all term for the assorted pills, pumps, patches, potions, and other penis-related products commonly advertised in spam emails.

"I'm looking for an important email, but I have about to wade through all this peniphernalia spam to find it."

by Delirium Dreams February 16, 2008

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

Peenicularhomocide

When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.

Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Peeniferous

That having to do with or regarding or reference to, the penis aka the peen.

I don’t know what this viscous is I’m sitting in but it seems peeniferous.

This room smells like a peeniferous locker room.

Your mouth is crusty. Is that a peeniferous discharge?

Why are you such a peeniferous little fucker?

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018