peakin'

An exceptional state of intoxication. Things can't get much more Mark Twain. To whip.

Man I'm peakin'. Fly me to the moon.

by Ravishing Rick Rude October 27, 2006

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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

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Anthony Perkins

A really hot actor who played in the role of Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “Psycho”.

Anthony Perkins is so stunning and handsome.

by Kranklefeet April 28, 2019

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Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.

Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.

by OxnardKawiKid September 15, 2010

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Peeping Tom

One who spies on others while they are engaged in some sort of lewd behavior. Stems from the legend of when Lady Godiva rode through the streets of a town nude. She had instructed the townsfolk to not watch her, but one, known simply as Tom, peeked and was immediately blinded.

I couldn't resist being a Peeping Tom when I passed the nudist camp

by BKred July 19, 2004

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peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

by The Watcher April 3, 2003

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