pedobear

a hunam/bear where when he opens his mouth ice cream tunes come out and little kids come running to him and he molestes them by pouring honey on their naked bodies and eating them like 2 day old waffles.

i had to register as a sex offender because im a pedobear.

by micheal's gay June 5, 2010

Angry Pedobear

Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version.

Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5.

by Your alcoholic father. April 3, 2010

pedobear

A pedophile that is very furry and lives in a cave. He lures his victems to this cave and has his way with them. Often outdoor ed. teachers.

Did you hear about that pedobear? He made his students orient the private area on the map :|

by my fears have become phobias November 14, 2007

pedobear

A guy who likes 15 year old girls when he is the age of 18 turning 19. Usually an Italian male who is 6'3

Guy:Dude did you see kevin-noah? hes such a pedobear

Guy 2: Yeah isnt he dated that girl kaileigh,shes 15 dude!

by Ohshit565655234 August 21, 2009

Pedobear syndrome

Growing a beard and being in close proximity of people younger than you.

Person 1: What's up with Owen?
Person 2: Errgh.. the weird old guy with the beard in our year?
Person 1: Ya, has he got like pedobear syndrome.
Person 3: I heard he's got secondyearaphobia.

by Jackkie92 October 18, 2011

pedobear

1: a name for a pedophile

2: a super hero bear the protects the world from evil pedophiles!

1: that creep looks like a pedobear

2: "mom i was saved by the pedobear!"

"stop telling lies and go do your homework"

by CrazySkittles! November 14, 2009

Pedobear

An animated bear who seems to like the activity of raping little children.

Man: did you see that pedobear meme yesterday?
Another man: that son of a bitch creeps me the hell out.

by Unknown to life March 3, 2019