Pecan Crown

When you’re eating a girl out, and just before she nuts, you ever so gently, lick her butthole.

Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.

by The GuyD January 8, 2021

pecan dick

when you try to make something seem better than it actually is or your grandpa Stu putting pecans and sweet sauce on his dick to make it seem more appealing.

Yo, I pecan dicked my way through the whole presentation.

by Billumpkin December 13, 2007

Pecan Head

Someone not very smart but cool and nice.

"I like that guy but he is such a Pecan Head!"

by Aderia August 31, 2005

Pecans Position

The act of making out with someone under a pool table.

Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.

by hplg February 9, 2010

Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.

"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."

by Papa Chub August 1, 2008

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011

gone pecans

a Southern term synonymous with "gone nuts", as in when somebody is doing something crazy, or saying something that doesn't make sense.

Ciza Sosay: So the people who picking pecans on the side of the road are they Gone Pecans??? I'm just saying I respect the hustle but are they Gone Pecans???? Somebody plz let me know.... LMAO..

Leanne: LOLS

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011