pearl jam 

A good band, but album sales don't mean anything.

I like Pearl Jam, but I'm not shallow enough to base my opinion of 'the best band' on the record sales.

pearl jam by Jack November 19, 2004

Pearl Jam 

a prophet w/ a kick-ass band behind him

bob marley and the wailers

Pearl Jam by cmfw December 18, 2003

pearl jam 

a shitty band, that is extremely over-rated, that you will pay $75 to go sit in an arena 400 feet away from.

oh, man, they're a real pearl jam.

pearl jam by IAmTheFly July 19, 2006

pearl jam 

A music group that didn't accomplish much more then inspire an amazing band called Creed that ended up rocking Saskatoon radio for a good 5 years with the same song.

Mike: Is this Pearl Jam?
Albert: This band fucking sucks and sounds nothing like Pearl Jam.

pearl jam by M DOGG July 29, 2005

Pearl Jam 

90's grunge band that's as good as sex.

Bf: That was some good sex!
Gf: Was like listening to Pearl Jam! Mmmmm....

Pearl Jam by IisNotHere August 10, 2009

pearl jam 

One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.

The worst thing about them is the singing.

It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.

Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.

pearl jam by 90's music can lick my fucking asshole August 9, 2004

Pearl Jam 

Ejaculating in a girl that's on her period... The resulting liquid which comes out..

Dude, she said she was on her period but I was like "I'll fuck it"... Then I nutted all up in there and left her with a nice "Pearl Jam" to deal with...

Pearl Jam by Sofa King What March 4, 2009