painus

Other way of saying "penis".

Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.

by Morango September 14, 2008

paynus

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

parnus

A bro who doesn't even lift.

"That guy is such a parnus, he only ever uses the cross trainer."
"I don't think I've ever seen that guy lift, what a parnus!"

by absoluteWANC January 25, 2013

Panushka

slang term for vagina mixing the spanish slang term panocha with ending to sound Polish.

Last night when my girlfriend dropped her panties, I swear I could smell her panushka from across the room.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

Painus

painess Pronounced in a country accent.... sounds like penis. pain anus

That loud guy over yonder is being such a painus.

by Momma Dawn January 9, 2019

Durtay Painus

A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.

Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.

by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009

paynus

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

by quinton November 24, 2004