panted

To cum in your pants after seeing a fine female.

Once I saw her in that issue of my porn mag, I panted in my jeans.

by Aquaholic July 24, 2014

Rand Pauled

Rand Pauled (verb); variations: Rand Paul, Rand Pauls, to Rand Paul, will Rand Paul; Rand Pauler (noun), one who Rand Pauls. 1. The stealing of material from the work of others that you intend to pass off as your own which, when caught, will require an indignant response from you and your martyr-complex, because, hell, you know even if others do not that the ends justify the means and, besides, stealing is only bad when other people do it. Relates to stolen material that is meant to fundamentally alter an opinion or policy or other important issue of significance. Malicious usage. 2. The casual cribbing of such material because, well, it's easier, and it's not important material anyway; that is, such cribbing is just meant to save time and not alter fundamentally anyone’s political or other perspective. Benign usage.

Example for definition 1: For all we know at this point, anything Senator Rand Paul (KY) has ever said or written is Rand Pauled.

Examples for definition 2: Ex. 1: Hey, I just Rand Pauled your Bio off your Amazon page, so you don’t need to email it to me anymore. Thanks. Ex. 2: I Rand Pauled your definition of “Rand Pauled” from your email because I thought it would be fun to write up. Oh, check it out on urban dictionary.com. If you want credit just let me know, because I wasn’t trying to Rand Paul you, dude, just maintain your privacy. Surf’s up. Thanks.

by Randal Paul November 9, 2013

pastede

Definition: a mispelling of "pasted."

Background: See my hed is pastede on, yay!

my hed is pastede on, yay!

by Nikkki November 23, 2004

Pasted

When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.

Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.

by ptpost October 18, 2012

Pasted

When somebody’s buttcheecks buttcheecks are glue together with a sticky substance

Lil pump pasted Icarly

by Migamortis January 4, 2018

Paused

A FaceTime setting yo girl use when she cheatin

Yo my girl stay in paused

by Fighter22882 January 1, 2021

parted

When a female is in a state of arousal and the lips of her vaginal are swollen and spread apart.

After oral sex as foreplay she was parted and ready for intercourse.

by Boydman January 24, 2007