by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009
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A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.
Also known as a Picasso.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.
Also known as a Picasso.
Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!
Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!
Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!
by Emas Diez April 20, 2006
Get the Picasso's Penis Painting mug.When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.
Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.
Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.
Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.
Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.
Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.
by G-gazam November 7, 2013
Get the Painting da booty mug.I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
by Urban humor May 24, 2017
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I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.
by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017
Get the painting the corners mug.Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
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