Patinate

The action of being Patinated refers to one being driven over with a tractor. This word originated from the flash game Black Sheep Acres were the main character, Pat, shoots miscellaneous animals that try to take over Pat's tower of power. When Pat uses his special ability of running over animals with a tractor it says "Patinated!".

Mark: Dude, how's it going?

Guy: Not bad. Did you hear about the kid who was in a tractor accident?

Mark: No way! Some kid was "Patinated"?

by Devin Lop. December 7, 2006

Patient Zero

Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."

by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009

ENGLISH PATIENT

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.

For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.

by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009

cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)

What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella

by Boiiwantthisusername December 4, 2017

Impatient Patient

I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting

I'm impatient patient about waiting on a response from her...does she wanna bang or what?

by wessidec April 8, 2011

Patient

A way of referring to a person who may be showing simptoms, signs of being a simp.

A patient, like simp, is someone who puts themselves in a submissive position for coochie.

We hope to find a cure soon.

"Damn, Seb was being such a patient, he was displaying simptoms everywhere."

"Do you think it's best for the doctors to step in?"

by Dextrosity February 24, 2020