PAtheBeast

Cry baby; whiner; quitter; one who is terrible at online gaming; one who believes hes above the rest; Person normally of african descent, who thinks he can rap

Hey wanna play another game?

Man fuck this game, im gonna PAtheBeast

by IRTS April 8, 2010

Patheticon

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert is the most pathetic man I ever saw in my life...!

by Pakistani Sher January 30, 2007

pathetic

everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.

every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.

by emilyisreallycool April 7, 2008

pathedass

when someone is so pathetic that it hurts;
or a mixture of the phase "you are a pathetic asshole."

RYRY: "i'm ryan. i'm drunk. & i dont give a shit!"
RYRY falls down on face after symultaniously doinga combo of both the air guitar & air keyboard.
OSKER: "wow... pathedass !"

by lifeonthemurderscene January 2, 2009

Lord Patheticus

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Patheticistic

1.Being pathetic by nature.
2.Repetitious characteristics of pathetic behaviour.

His patheticistic character could not even earn him sympathy anymore.

by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007