lil pastrami

The biggest and best SoundCloud rapper in the whole world.

Did you hear the new lil pastrami song? been killin it recently

by #1 pastrami fan November 15, 2018

Beef pastrami

When a guy shit in your hand and you proceed to give him a blow job

“ Megan gave me a beef pastrami last night”

by Jerrybignerds May 11, 2022

pastrami sandwich

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible

She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.

by frank January 14, 2004

pastrami chandelier

extra long vagina flaps that extend further than the lips.

dude those strippers had wicked pastrami chandeliers.

by taint me October 29, 2009

pastrami

As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!

Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"

by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008

pastrami piece

a vagina that has seen its fair share of cock and whose appearance is comparable to pastrami.

Did you eat that bitch out?

Naw man i'm allergic to pastrami.

by wordsmith January 21, 2004

pastrami

1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. A fat woman's ass.

1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."

2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."

3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."

by Exodus April 28, 2004