MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY

A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.

"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."

by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005

my hed is pastede on, yay!

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

by Megan September 4, 2004

Pastor-Aggressive

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".

Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.

by Bill yes for real its me October 20, 2016

pit paste

Slang for deodorant

Damn bro you stink! Slather on some pit paste

by Stitched4now March 29, 2016

Marcel Pastouchant

Marcel Pastouchant is used to describe a male with a giant schlong, sense of humour and a nice body. Though he isn't the best at Fortnite no build mode, he surely can make a lot of jokes and remakrs.

Hahaha, you're so funny, you are a Marcel Pastouchant.
OMG!! Look at that DONG! He MUST be Marcel Pastouchant

by moonstarbayerngtamc May 18, 2022

Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.

"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"

by Professor Smut September 16, 2009

paste-eater

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.

You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.

by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005