boils my parsnips

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.

Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"

by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

Butters many Parsnips

something that turns you on

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.

by Tilly Maxwell January 07, 2013

Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger

A burger that comes with parsnips

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

Parsnip Dilemma

A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.

Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.

You’re facing a real Parsnip Dilemma right now!

by MothMaven August 15, 2024

parsnipping

when you put a parsnip in your penis hole

'im so excited to go parsnipping after this'

by sloppywhore October 17, 2023