Paper hands

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor

Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!

by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

Paparazzed

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.

I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.

by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paper heart

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive

My paper heart can't handle rejection.

by dw9 January 14, 2009

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

paper pump

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.

After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.

by AHarris January 2, 2011

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017