Paparazzo

paparazzo (plural paparazzi)

A freelance photographer who sells photographs of celebrities to the media, especially one who pursues celebrities and attempts to obtain candid photographs.

A good paparazzo can get an handful of photographs from celebrities with his artistry.

by anonymous February 23, 2021

facebook Paparazzi

When someone takes photos of embarrassing moments or doing things you probably shouldn't be doing, then uploads and tags them on facebook for all your friends to see.

"My girlfriend saw a picture of me licking some random chick... damn you facebook Paparazzi!"

by jhiugiygiuyhgoijh May 27, 2008

Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.

1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!

by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011

paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".

Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

Paternal-Paparazzi

A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.

That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

Poopy Paparazzi

The act of spying on someone who is shitting. Performed in either a public setting or in the comfort of one's home by peering through small openings in stall and/or hiding behind shower curtains. Peeking over the top or below the stall while using flash photography is a common method but not necessary in these incidents.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel's taking a massive shit, let's spy on him"

Luke: "If you mean some poopy paparazzi I'm in!"

by PB & LS November 19, 2009

dirty paparazzi

the act of getting a teddy bear or something of significance and hiding a camera in it. you bring your girl into the room, start doing your thing, and right after you bust your nut, you point to the camera and say "smile! youre gonna be all over the internet tomorrow!"

"My girlfriend cheated on me, so i gave her the dirty paparazzi and got her little ho-ass back."

by rand vialpando April 22, 2008