Mamby Pamby Land

Where jackwagons chug on over to hopefully find self-confidence

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land, where maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, you jackwagon!

by TheThingIHate2 November 1, 2010

Chris Palsy

A condition where one is unable to properly use their hands when going about their normal duties due to a sudden paralysis of the wrist muscles. It Is also known as flapping syndrome.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.

That keeper totally fluffed his catch, what a Chris palsy

by lord Tard November 25, 2013

Porcelain palsy

The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.

I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.

by rev. ray July 30, 2016

wamby pamby

A phrase that can be used in place of any English word when you can't think of what word you're looking for, when you don't have a particular word in mind, or in place of a bad word. Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, or full sentence.

Noun.
Those guys are nothing but a bunch of wamby pambies.

Verb.
All you have to do is wamby pamby this thing over here.

Adjective.
That wamby pamby dog peed on my foot!

Adverb.
Bill wamby pamby threw a rock at Jim.

Full Sentence.
Wamby pamby!

by The Anonymous Goofball December 8, 2010

Pansy

A person who is weak and hyper sensitive, often acting like everything is a bigger problem than it actually is, and in most cases, beats themselves up over stupid things

That guy over there is such a pansy, he started crying because someone bumped into him in the hall, and than started insulting himself.

by A pirate who can read January 24, 2016

cerebral palsy

The term cerebral palsy refers to any one of a number of neurological disorders that appear in infancy or early childhood and permanently affect body movement and muscle coordination but don’t worsen over time. Even though cerebral palsy affects muscle movement, it isn’t caused by problems in the muscles or nerves. It is caused by abnormalities in parts of the brain that control muscle movements. The majority of children with cerebral palsy are born with it, although it may not be detected until months or years later. The early signs of cerebral palsy usually appear before a child reaches 3 years of age. The most common are a lack of muscle coordination when performing voluntary movements (ataxia); stiff or tight muscles and exaggerated reflexes (spasticity); walking with one foot or leg dragging; walking on the toes, a crouched gait, or a “scissored” gait; and muscle tone that is either too stiff or too floppy. A small number of children have cerebral palsy as the result of brain damage in the first few months or years of life, brain infections such as bacterial meningitis or viral encephalitis, or head injury from a motor vehicle accident, a fall, or child abuse.

person 1: hey lets go mountain climbing.
person 2: nah i cant, i have cerebral palsy, i might fall n bust my ass.

by charley cuppycake October 23, 2007

pansy play

football plays/playbook invented by John "Spot" and Jimmy "Weasel" at Redondo Union High School in the mid 60's which were comprised of quick passes that could not be defended. Probably the original "West Coast Offense" later coined and used in NFL by Bill Walsh and company.

When John and Jimmy started moving the ball downfield with the "pansy play" Larry, Dear Old Dad, Ears, Walter, David, Tyler and others could not defend it!

by jim christ January 28, 2009