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pale sex kitten

a ghostly white girl who craves sex in kinky ways
Kelly is a pale sex kitten because she purrs like a cat while engaging in sexual behaviors
by kelllllllllll December 8, 2007
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Pale Hose

2005 was a good season for the Pale Hose.
by johnnyt471 April 25, 2008
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Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.
Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.
by John A W September 25, 2005
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Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues
-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.
by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007
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Pale Station

A pale station is a group of material used to smoke weed. It contains a water bottle, a jug that can carry about 1 litter of water and a water bottle horizontally, and a small socet.

1. burn small hole on the bottom of the water bottle, about the size of a dime and place in water horizontally (let water fill)
2. Burn hole in water botte cap. Do not burn it too large. You must place the socet into the water bottle cap without it falling threw.
3. Place busted weed in the soccet witch should be placed in the middle of the water bottle cap. Place cap on bottle
4. Light weed on fire and slowly lift bottle out of the water. When smoke fills the bottle , remove bottle cap and inhale.

SUDBURY ONTARIO LOVES PALES
"Lets go hit some pales"
" Make sure you dont forget the pale station
by maodsapodsajkdso June 29, 2011
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Pale Rider's Wrath

A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.

Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!

One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JBall The Destroyer January 2, 2010
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Pale Ale

The result of somebody deciding to ejaculate into a cup/glass of beer. Usually happens at parties after quickie sex.

If someone ends up drinking the pale ale, it is utterly hilarious.
Dude, after Samantha blew me, I didn't know what to do so I just came into my beer. Then, Steve ended drinking my pale ale!
by Squillysk8 April 26, 2010
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