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playground drinking 

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.
oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

Playground Legend

a legend in the playground can range from the hardest kid in school to a person who does something of note and that causes a large amount of chatter on the playground.
Kid 1:Did you hear that timmy grabbed mrs.withers tit ?
Kid 2: Really? man that kids a playground legend
Playground Legend by Pigwigz October 19, 2009

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.
Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!
Playground tactics by word2thewize December 8, 2009

Playground comeback 

A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.
Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!

Playground extraction specialist 

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood
Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

Playground Theory 

An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.
Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.
Playground Theory by deusmaniac November 14, 2014