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P.F.D.W.

Shit.. me and Dev are P.F.D.W.
by Zah March 28, 2008
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P.F. Gene

The P.F. stands for proven fertile. Women who carry this gene typically have children; though it is possible that they may have just had several abortions/miscarriages. The use of birth control may not prevent pregnancy in a women with the P.F. gene. While this gene is typically found in women there are some cases of men with very determined sperm. A man with the P.F. gene will usually have several kids with different women. It is generally not advised to sleep with someone who has the P.F. gene because birth control typically won’t work.
Steve: Dude I met this girl Jen she has two kids but she is bangin!!!
Brandon: I would be careful man sounds like she has the P.F. gene.
ONE MONTH LATER
Steve: DUDE! I need money for an abortion! Her birth control didn't work.
Brandon: I warned you man its the P.F. gene
by SterlingSilver November 1, 2016
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P.F.U.B.

P.F.U.B. Is not a common acronym so we’re here to tell ya it means, “Probably Fucked Ur Bitch.” Yes, your is “ur.” Didn’t make this acronym but college boys seem to love it.
Gary: “My baby is part black but my wife and I are both white.”
Johnson: “Oh, I’d say your neighbor, Jackson P.F.U.B. I’d talk to her mate.
by JanTheBitchSlayer May 26, 2020
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e.m.p.f.t.b

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back
by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019
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L.L.P.F.

After hearing the same lame excuse over and over again about why the university student couldn't bring their books back on time and why they shouldn't have to pay overdue fines, the librarian wrote "L.L.P.F." in the student's library account so that the other staff wouldn't excuse any more overdue fines.
by Kathy G. June 23, 2009
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P.P.F.L.

by Krystalynnnnn June 20, 2008
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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