The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
by xpalmxoilx May 08, 2017
oyster me up big man
by oyster fiend January 24, 2007
An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
by Big Skeet August 10, 2006
Also called a Royal Gay Oyster, this concoction is the combination of a jello shot and a split of champagne. A gay oyster is loosened from its cup and dropped into a small glass or fingerbowl of champagne. The whole thing is then taken in one shot or one drink.
by writerpunk August 01, 2016
Marathon brand frozen dim sim sliced in half lengthwise and cooked on the barbecue. Also known as 'Moe lobster' and 'Mo cray'. Originated in Melbourne.
by TheMonstress January 24, 2018
by monkey500 January 29, 2017
1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
by nycesq February 02, 2009