s.m.d.t.i.n.o.y.f

Suck my dick till I nut on your face

Boy: s.m.d.t.i.n.o.y.f
Girl: damn okay...

by sophia2001 August 19, 2022

i.w.s.t.f.o.o.y

I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y meaning I will slap the fuck out of you

Jayden:"you ugly ASF"
Me:"I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y

by You stink like shit nikka November 22, 2022

Oysome

Yiddish word for "awesome."

Moshe saw the young woman bend over and said, "oysome," look at her tuchas.

by Pistol Packing Pappy December 25, 2014

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic August 27, 2013

oyster ass syndrome

When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c

Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

by GodsGiftXD March 27, 2020