Theo: Last night, this handsome guy approached me at the bar. We talked until the lights came on and then we went to my place... and you know what the best part is?
Joe: No?
Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.
Joe: No?
Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.
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It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.
It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.
Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford the Snake River and all my fucking oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::
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What the asshole may become after being thoroughly injected with semen. The owner of such apparatus then farts with the semen and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.
Guy 1: "Dude, she was on the rag, so I threw it in her ass."
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"
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Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
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Or a small fish with huge eyes
Or a small fish with huge eyes
Yo Oreo Dory join the conversation these mo fos don't like being watched
Ya girlfriend's an Oreo Dory- she is a blank canvas
Ya girlfriend's an Oreo Dory- she is a blank canvas
by User_87 December 16, 2014
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Elijah: Hey Aaron
Aaron: Yeah?
Elijah: I just made an Oreo mudslide.
Aaron: Aw shit! Atleast you didn't get your biscuits buttered.
Aaron: Yeah?
Elijah: I just made an Oreo mudslide.
Aaron: Aw shit! Atleast you didn't get your biscuits buttered.
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Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
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