Morbidly Obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

Obese

A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

by VanNostrilBoy April 8, 2010

Obeseiditis

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=

"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"

by boney_babes December 25, 2007

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

morbidly obese

Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.

"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Obese City

A city which houses people who are obese and overweight. This contains a lot of food for these people and equips them with all they need to continue their lifestyle.

Hey Charly what are you doing today?

Iunno i might just go down to Obese City and eat some more.

by CharlyChen September 26, 2009

obesetes

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.

Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"

by IvyAshley March 14, 2010