Oopsy Poopsy

While trying to fart, you shit yourself.

I almost oopsy poopsy'd myself 3 times today.

by th3k00l April 2, 2011

oopsk

receiving oral sex while shopping at an ikea.

my nigga randy was lookin for some furniture, next thing you now, hes getting an oopsk

by eskimorandy August 16, 2009

oops-pookkake

An accidental "Bowel Movement" during the course of sexual relations.

1. As Mercedes and I were "69"ing, she apoligized for the "oops-pookkake". Never eat out after Mexican!!!

2. Dude, last night I took this girl home, we were hookin' up and she goes reverse cowboy on me! Next thing I know, her stomach growls and she pulls an oops-pookkake!!!

by Zumby February 23, 2008

Enter-Oops

As soon as a male enters any female hole, he ejaculates within the first 3 seconds of contact as he exclaims “Oops!”

Ron: “Did you smash her last night?”
Bill: “Yeah, but idk if I’d count it, I hit her with an ‘enter-oops’!

by Hopboyz August 16, 2020

oowops

i specail blunt made by taking two philly blunts and rolling them end to end. light and enjoy.

As nas said, "So I comes back home, nobody's helping shorty doo-wop
Rollin two Phillies together in the Bridge we called 'em oowops"

by Apoc901269 October 27, 2008

oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005

oops

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to the partner, of causing a pregnancy. This word is used specifically in instances where one partner believes that birth control is intact or being used, while the other has damaged/removed birth control without the knowledge or consent of the first partner, for an ulterior motive such as forcing the partner into a shotgun wedding situation as a means of securing the partner as a mate, or producing a child that the partner does not yet/ever want. This may include but is not limited to intentionally missing the Pill, removing diaphragms, or poking holes in a condom. Although more commonly done by women, men have also engaged in oopsing.
Oopsing involves an obscene abuse and betrayal of the partner's trust, not to mention the objectification of the partner into someone whose plans to remain childless, for whatever reason, no longer matter. Oopsing is thusly one of the most disgusting acts imaginable, and ought to be a prosecutable offence.

'How could you oops your lover? Shame on you for stooping to such betrayal!'

by Child Hatter May 8, 2003